On Wednesday, I was scrolling through the Power to The Veg! Facebook group and stopped on an article from NPR about the coconut industry. This article said that around the world, coconuts are being harvested by monkeys who are trained and then chained to trees. Trainers seem to take a pretty lackadaisical approach and say that the monkeys are merely chained so they don't "run away." The pictures are horrifying and the logic behind needing chains so these creatures won't escape the work they're forced into was equally as heart breaking. 

We were immediately alarmed and emailed the supplier we buy our coconut from because they have the direct relationship with the farms they source from and visit them regularly. We faced some tough conversations and what-ifs while we waited for a response. We know that sometimes there's an endless spiral effect when you're trying to decide "what's good" and "what's bad" for veganism- where do your dollars end up, what practices do these companies engage in, does it ultimately help people consume fewer animals?  These practices are not something that we would ever want to be a part of or condone or encourage through buying power, nor would we ever expect people who purchase from us to want to be a part of this either! It was pretty clear to us that we see ourselves as vegans first, and bacon pushers second. 

This morning, we received a forwarded response from the coconut farms through our supplier. They let us know that no animals are involved in the process of harvesting their coconuts and also informed us that coconut plucking is a trained profession in Sri Lanka. We were relieved to receive this news and as a company we're dedicated to making sure that we source our ingredients thoughtfully and responsibly. 

Here's their response: 

" In Sri Lanka we have NO "monkey business" at least where coconuts are concerned. They do harvest the coconuts when they are hungry but don't share with us humans. 
Coconut plucking is a trained profession in Sri Lanka, there is a dedicated community practicing this profession. So animal are NOT involved."

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Meet Guru Donuts, the perfect little donut shop in Idaho.  You can find vegan and non-vegan donut perfection here, sprinkled with creative toppings. They've just unveiled their brand new menu for March and we have to say, we're sort of in love? Maybe we're a little bias though ;)

In the starting line up for March Madness comes...dun a dun dunnn...

A vegan maple bacon topped donut, using our coconut bacon! They use real maple syrup and coconut milk in their glaze, then top it off with our smokey salty goodness. Is there anything better?! No. There's not. I answered for you. 

If you're in Boise, check out Guru Donuts. Or if you're one of those crazy road tripping vegans on the hunt for donuts, be sure to include Guru on your next foodcation!

Mother's Market and Kitchen is roughly 50% of the reason Kyle and I struggle with the idea of moving away from Orange County. That is not an exaggeration*. Between being able to find nearly every vegan product out there and having an excellent cafe menu**, we think they're the perfect independent grocery store. 

We love that by supporting Mother's, we're supporting a local business who doesn't try to upcharge you for choosing an ethical lifestyle. The employees at Mother's are always friendly and helpful, and they'll even refill my iced coffee without having to ask (that's true love). They're the kind of employees who share their Tofurky Thanksgiving roast recipe with you, or tell you how much raw EatPastry dough they've eaten.  Best of all, Mother's makes eating vegan and vegetarian more accessible to the masses with their hot bar, to-go meals, and cafe- have you ever been to the Irvine location during the business crowd lunch rush!? We have, and it's packed.***

Thank you, Mother's, for all that you do to provide vegans with a million options, both in groceries and at your cafe! And for putting mashed potatoes in tortillas and calling them tacos. You're perfect.

*Proof: http://instagram.com/p/u3egY9NP9c/?modal=true
**Pro-tip: Always get the breakfast potatoes. The breakfast melt is my go-to order. Sometimes, I get it on a vegan biscuit... hallelujah.
***If you go, don't sit at the first table-top for two on your right, because that's my favorite table and I don't like not sitting there.

Note from Kyle:
Andrea wrote this post... she's only been going to Mother's for the last year and a half and this is how much she loves Mother's. Me personally... well, my love for Mother's spans more than a decade. As a vegan of about 13 years, Mother's was an invaluable resource to me back in the day (Andrea and Jared, save your "You mean when the dinosaurs roamed?" jokes for another time) and continues to be one of my favorite businesses to support. For anyone who has grown up in OC and transitioned to some form of vegetarian/vegan lifestyle, you know Mother's is an institution. They're also the first chain to give us a shot when we started selling Coconut Bacon, and we couldn't be more grateful. So let's raise a (reasonably priced, organic) green juice to Mother's and have a toast... or better yet, let's just have some of their signature Ma's toast with boysenberry jam.

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I don't even want to call this a recipe. Here's an IDEA that we had and it tastes delicious and takes no time! You can easily make a batch with coconut bacon, or sprinkles, or Oreo crumbles, get as creative as you want. They're an easy treat for a Valentine's Day party or even to give to the bacon lover in your family- they'll NEVER know it's vegan!


Coconut Bacon Chocolate Covered Pretzels

Large pretzel rods (we bought ours at Target!)

1 1/2 cups of vegan chocolate chips

1/2 cup coconut bacon, food processed into crumbs

Sprinkles, Oreo crumbs, potato chip crumbs?! (Whatever else you'd like to use!)


  1. Melt your chocolate. Some people like to do this in the microwave. If you're going that route, use a microwave safe bowl and microwave your chips for 30 seconds. Take the chips out, stir, and microwave in 30 second intervals until the chips are melted. If you microwave chocolate for too long, it will seize up and become a ROCK of chocolate which is delicious but not what we're going for today! If you are going to melt the chocolate on a stove top, put some water in a sauce pot, and put a heat-safe bowl on top of the sauce pot. Put your chocolate into the heat safe bowl and let it melt in there, stirring occasionally. I almost always skip the heat safe bowl and put the chips right into a pot, keep the temperature low, and stir until I get a smooth consistency. Just keep your heat low! This was a very long paragraph for melting chocolate!
  2. While the chocolate is melting, food process your coconut bacon until it's the size of sprinkles. This is also a really good recipe to use up the little pieces left at the bottom of a coconut bacon bag! Don't let any go to waste!
  3. Use a butter knife or a spoonula to spread chocolate on the pretzel rod, leaving a few inches on the bottom uncovered so you can hold your pretzel and not get too messy while eating. 
  4. Sprinkle coconut bacon on to the wet chocolate. As much or as little as you'd like.
  5. You can put the rods down onto a silicone mat or wax paper to dry. I took a ball jar and covered it with aluminum foil, then poked a hole in it and put the uncovered part of the pretzel into the jar so it could dry vertically. It's not really necessary to do it that way though.
  6. Let them set! If you're in a hurry, stick them in the fridge or freezer and the chocolate will dry up a lot faster.
  7. Put them in a jar, in a treat bag, wrap them with a bow, or just eat them. Whatever!

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You'll definitely be the most popular person at your game day party when you bring this with you! Or... you can eat it for lunch because you need to take a picture of the recipe. The things we do for you! ;P


This pull apart bread is SUPER easy to make. It requires no technique- other than cutting bread. Use a serrated knife and you've done the hardest part of the recipe!

Vegan Cheddar Coconut Bacon Ranch Pull Apart Bread

1 loaf round bread (we used Italian, sour dough would work too!)

1 stick Earth Balance butter

5 slices Daiya cheddar

1/8 cup Daiya cheddar shreds

1/2 cup Phoney Baloney's coconut bacon

Vegan Ranch Dressing

Green onions for garnish

  1. Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees. 
  2. Cut the loaf of bread width-wise and length-wise but don't cut all the way through to the bottom. You want about 1 inch squares. 
  3. Cut thin pats of the Earth Balance butter and stuff it into all of the crevices. Leave a tiny bit of butter to rub onto the top of the bread. You don't want to stuff it too far down so that the squares break apart, and you want to leave room for the cheese.
  4. Cut Daiya slice circles in half and stuff them into the crevices. We had to break some of the slices into smaller pieces to get the entire thing full of cheese. 
  5. Use that little bit of Earth Balance left to put onto the top of the bread squares, then sprinkle Daiya cheddar on top. I guess this is optional but we like how the shreds get crispy.
  6. Bake for 20-25 minutes. If you find that the cheese isn't get melty enough, you can turn your broiler on. The high heat will get everything melted in about a minute so keep a close eye on it!
  7. Once it's done baking, throw coconut bacon into the crevices.
  8. Drizzle vegan ranch, more bacon, and green onions on top.
  9. Fight for who gets the middle piece and ENJOY! :) 

Anything you can eat, I can eat vegan. Bacon cheese balls are NO exception.


This cheese ball is perfect for a fancy schmancy wine & cheese night, or if you're a bearded man [read:Kyle], paired with a hearty porter or stout. 

My only tips for a tasty cheese ball are:

  • Taste as you go! Adjust your spices accordingly.
  • Lemon adds to the tangy-cheesy flavor, but be careful not to add too much!
  • If you're finding your cheese ball to be too crumbly, add a bit of olive oil to smooth it all out

Vegan Coconut Bacon Cheese Ball

1 cup raw or roasted cashews (I prefer roasted)

1/2 cup slivered almonds

1/3 block of tofu (I used extra firm, just don't use silken)

1/3 cup nutritional yeast

2 tsp lemon juice

1/2 tsp liquid smoke (remember, you're adding smokey bacon to it, so don't over do it!)

4 tsp paprika

3 tsp yellow mustard

2 tsp garlic powder

2 tbps onion powder

Coconut Bacon (around 1/3 of a cup)

  1. Add the nuts to a food processor and let it run on high until the nuts look like bread crumbs.
  2. Add the tofu, lemon juice, liquid smoke, and yellow mustard to the nut mixture.
  3. Add nutritional yeast, paprika, garlic, and onion. Let the food processor run until everything comes together in a dough.
  4. If your dough is too dry, add some olive oil.
  5. Pour coconut bacon into a bowl.
  6. Take the mixture out of the food processor and form into a ball. Roll the ball around in the bacon until the bacon is wedged into the surface.
  7. Cover the cheese ball, and place it in the fridge. This will let all the flavors settle and come together. It will firm up and become sliceable after a few hours. If you want a softer cheese, leave it in the fridge for less time.
  8. Eat with crackers or bread or with a spoon or a fork. Whatever floats your boat. 

We've been making this recipe at home for awhile and we thought it was time to share our secret with everyone else.


First things first, ALL of the best gravies start with a roux. For those that don't know, a roux is a French technique using butter and flour as the base for any thick sauce. There's a lot of vegans doing some "interesting" low/no fat recipes that they're calling "gravy," and while these might be tasty, let's just not call them gravy. To have a gravy, you have to start with fat aka butter aka Earth Balance. So here's our take on a classic, Phoney Baloney's style!

Vegan Coconut Bacon Gravy

1/4 cup (4 tablespoons) Earth Balance butter

1/4 medium sized onion, finely diced (about 1/2 a cup)

1 tsp. chopped garlic

1/4 cup flour

1/2 cup coconut bacon

2 cups vegetable broth

salt, pepper & paprika to taste 

  1. Put a half of a cup of bacon into a food processor. Grind the bacon until it is semi-fine. If you don't have a food processor, you can use a blender or even just the crumbs at the bottom of your bacon bag.
  2. Melt butter over medium high heat.
  3. Once it's melted, added onions and garlic and reduce the heat to medium. Lightly season with salt and pepper.
  4. Cook until the onions are translucent.
  5. Add the flour and quickly whisk everything together until combined. Within a minute, the roux will start to tighten into a thick "sludge." Lower the heat to medium low and allow to cook for a few more minutes. The flour will begin to toast and change color from a white-ish yellow to a medium tan. The color of your roux will more or less determine the color of your gravy- the darker the roux, the darker the gravy! For a classic Thanksgiving gravy, you want your roux to be a medium brown/tan color.
  6. Add vegetable broth and whisk. Whisk. Whisk! This will break up the roux into the stock and give you a smoother gravy.
  7. Add salt, pepper, and paprika to taste.
  8. Turn heat back up to medium to begin thickening the gravy. Continue whisking.
  9. Add coconut bacon and stir until it's evenly distributed. The gravy will change color to a slightly darker brown.
  10. Whisk until the gravy reaches your desired thickness & then serve!

Melted Earth Balance with onions and garlic


Phoney Baloney's Coconut Bacon ground in food processor


Roux tightening upStock being whisked into rouxSmoothly whisked gravyGround coconut bacon added to smoothed gravyGround coconut bacon whisked evenly into gravyFinished bacon gravy on mashed potatoes! Andrea loves canned green beans, Kyle would never make them otherwise. ;P

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We've caught Halloween fever! This coconut caramel pairs perfectly with our salty coconut bacon. It's a grown-up caramel apple, sort of ;)

Don't be scared of making caramel- we swear this might be the easiest recipe we ever post!

Coconut Caramel

1/2 cup light brown sugar

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

1/4 cup coconut cream*

1/8 tsp salt

*You can buy coconut cream (like the kind from Trader Joe's) or you can buy full fat coconut milk. Put the full fat coconut milk into the refrigerator and the cream will rise to the top and solidify. Skim the coconut cream from the top and use it to make your caramel.


  1. Add sugar, vanilla, coconut cream and salt into a pot over very high heat. I used a much bigger pot then I needed because the mixture will get very hot and bubble a lot.
  2. Stir all of the ingredients together until completely combined.
  3. Continue to stir the ingredients together until the mixture is bubbling and rising.  This should only take one to two minutes.
  4. Once it's bubbling, continue to stir for about a minute longer.
  5. Reduce to low heat- I almost turned my stove off at this point but we have a wonky stove! Stir for another minute over low heat.
  6. Take off the heat and let sit for two minutes. It'll firm up and get sticky fast!
  7. Dip your apples in!
  8. Coat in whatever you'd like- we recommend coconut bacon ;)
  9. Devour!

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We're a house full of pig lovers.


Okay, so maybe it's just Kyle & I in our household (and behind Phoney Baloney's), but that doesn't change that we both squeal and giggle at pictures of pigs. The way most people react to baby pups (or human babies!) is how we react to pigs. The comparison between pigs and pups doesn't stop there- pigs are smart, emotional, silly creatures that are full of life and love.

While we hope our coconut bacon can one day completely replace the torture-ridden bacon most grocery stores carry, we wanted to find a way to help our pig pals out now. We decided to have a sale on Bacon Day and use proceeds to adopt a pig and celebrate pigs the right way! Places like Farm Sanctuary open their doors to farm animals who were former victims of today's agricultural production and food system. We couldn't think of a better way to spend "bacon" money than by becoming piggie parents (SO.CUTE!).

We'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Phoney Baloney's family...ALICIA! She was rescued from the Future Farmers of America project, after a student in the project decided to find her pig-projects homes instead of auctioning them off. Alicia, like other pigs in the FFA project, would have been sent off for slaughter at the end of the project! Most pigs involved in these projects are kept in concrete pens without any bedding. They develop sores and can become infected from flies who are attracted to the open wounds. Alicia was subjected to ear-notching, a procedure where the farmer cuts pieces of a pig's ear off, without anesthetic, for identification purposes.

Now, Alicia lives in Farm Sanctuary's Southern California Shelter and she even has a best friend named Sophie who was also a FFA survivor! We want to extend a huge THANK YOU to everyone that purchased bacon on Bacon Day- you made Alicia part of our family! We're looking forward to visiting Farm Sanctuary and meeting Alicia soon and hope to adopt more pigs in the future.


Andrea & Kyle

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So we have a friend named Barb out in New York, and Barb happens to make amazing vegan, gluten free baked goods under the Gone Pie brand. She does some pretty stellar things with brownies, cashew caramel, pecan pie and more... and unlike most gluten free desserts, you'll never miss the flour! However, this one... this one we never saw coming.

At the now near-famous Vegan Shop-up in Brooklyn last Saturday, Gone Pie introduced a creation so cool, it had to be a hashtag: the #PBCRRBNBB. That stands for Peanut Butter Caramel Rocky Road Beer Nut and Bacon Brownies, and not only are they vegan and gluten free, they're also tree nut free. Oh yeah, they feature our Coconut Bacon too!

Check out Barb's blog post about this crazy concoction, or just save yourself some time and go straight to the order page, she'll ship them anywhere in the US.

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This is a big day for us here at Phoney Baloney's. Isa Chandra Moskowitz, quite possibly the world's most read vegan cookbook author, just posted a stellar recipe for Butterscotch Bacon Cupcakes using our Coconut Bacon. Please visit the PPK site to check it out!

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Here's the baker's version of our Vegan Elvis sandwich. Makes one dozen.


Banana Cupcake

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

3/4 cup sugar

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/4 teaspoon salt

1/2 cup Earth Balance, at room temperature

4 bananas

1 tbsp corn starch

1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

  1. Pre-heat your oven to 375° and line a cupcake tin with cutesie liners. ;P
  2. Cream together the Earth Balance, sugar, and bananas until smooth.
  3. Add corn starch, baking powder, baking soda and salt and combine completely.
  4. Add vanilla extract and combine completely.
  5. Add flour ½ cup at a time and combine each time, there shouldn’t be any lumps or bumps in the batter. This won’t be a very runny batter, it’ll be slightly thick but wet.
  6. Pour into cupcake liners, filling about 2/3 of the way up.
  7. Bake for 10 minutes at 375°, then lower your oven to 350. This will help you get domed top cupcakes!
  8. Bake for another 12 minutes at 350° & allow to cool completely before frosting.

Peanut Butter Frosting

½ cup Earth Balance, at room temperature & cubed

1 cup peanut butter

4 cups powdered sugar

1-2 tbsp vanilla non-dairy milk (use only as needed)

  1. Beat Earth Balance and peanut butter together until fluffy.
  2. Slowly beat in the powdered sugar, about half a cup at a time.
  3. If your frosting seems to be getting too thick, add a tablespoon of non-dairy milk in at a time.
  4. Frost cupcakes with whatever means you like, then roll in Coconut Bacon.

The Phoney Baloney's Coconut Bacon is available for purchase online at www.rationsfoods.com.

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Let's face it, maple and bacon is one righteous combination. This sweet treat utilizes that combo to its greatest potential, but does so without having to deep fry the donuts. Make this recipe to get all the glory of maple, bacon and donuts, without any of the guilt of fried food and dead animals.


Vegan Baked Maple Coconut Bacon Donuts

2 cups all-purpose flour

1/2 cup sugar

1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

1/2 teaspoon salt

3/4 cup non-dairy milk

1 tbsp apple cider vinegar

1 tbsp egg replacer

2 tablespoons melted Earth Balance

1 tablespoon vanilla extract

5 tablespoons maple syrup

  1. Spray a donut pan with non-stick spray.
  2. Add apple cider vinegar to your soy milk and set aside- it may curdle but it’s supposed to!
  3. Combine all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, egg replacer in a bowl and create a well in the middle.
  4. Add melted Earth Balance, vanilla extract, maple syrup, and apple cider vinegar-milk mixture into the well.
  5. Stir everything together but don’t over mix- over mixing can result in a firmer/more dense donut.
  6. Spoon batter into donut pans, filling about 2/3 of the well.
  7. Bake for 8-9 minutes and allow them to cool completely before taking them out of the pan. Glaze when completely cool.

Maple Glaze

1 ½ cups powdered sugar

3 tablespoons maple syrup

  1. Whisk together powdered sugar and maple syrup. If you want a thinner glaze, add more maple syrup, if you want a thicker glaze, use less.
  2. Dip donut into the glaze and sprinkle with coconut bacon immediately.
  3. Put on wax paper or on a rack to allow the glaze to thicken up/harden.

The Phoney Baloney's Coconut Bacon is available for purchase online at www.rationsfoods.com.

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